Cake and bad thangs (not a direct confessional)

I’m dying and yet nothing compares to smiling while saying “my legs hurt, please get me out”

John Jones was crucified upside down in that hole

I want to do very bad things to Michael Leavitt 👀

Things more cruel than Dexter

Dexter would be cake compared to what I want to do to Michael Levitt

Thangs Vladimir Tepes once taught me

I am a skilled warrior

Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of people living in this world and only 6% of the population have my blood type

And I’m obsessed with you

Lord help us all 🤪