Breadcrumbs every decade? (this post contains BOOBS)

I’m so glad the love of my life video calls me once every decade

😫

Birthday choker by Dolls Kill, mesh lingerie by Shein

I’m still recovering from the dude who broke up with me in my 20s over my fucking tits so I’m posting this photo to make myself feel better

(The love of my life never broke up with me so the two are unrelated)

I might not can remember the love of my life’s birthday but I can’t even remember the name of the dude who broke up with me over my fucking tits OK

Maybe it’s a good thing I don’t remember past lovers!?!

There was just one point in my life I was praying to God that I would forget the faces and the names of some of the people I allowed myself to be with

WHERE ARE THEY NOW

I DON’T NEED TO KNOW

REMEMBER ME ASSHOLE!?!?

OMG the storm online messes I would make

POP BLOCK

Ignorance is bliss

Could you imagine though if I had done that to a guy and had dated him and was like, I think you’re amazing, you have a wonderful personality, I like everything about you but your cock size, it’s just, I don’t like your cock….

A lot of guys were conditioning me to get plastic surgery when I wanted to have a baby and breast-feed and maintain my biology and youth

Peer-pressure

He wasn’t the only one who complained

I’ve had some complain that my nipple size was too big πŸ™„

Granted, I have not shown them as hard as they can get

If a guy has me extremely turned on, them suckers will pop πŸ‘€

Anyone who gets piercings there desensitizes that area but people who still have sensitivity can have a nipple orgasms (women)

If a guy plays with a woman’s nipples long enough, she can have a fucking orgasm in her fucking vagina

FYI

Also vibrators and dildos can desensitize the area down there and I have zero toys

For some years now

Maybe TMI but amazing strength and sexual control

I only wanted to ever get married once so I’m still saving myself for that guy

I’ve said no to a many marriage proposals

They didn’t all hate me

Some have been complete strangers though

When working…

“Hi, Welcome to Subway, would you like to try our veggie patty”

“I didn’t know you had that and will you marry me”

*silence*

“You’ll never have to work again…”

I do still have men chasing me to my vehicle from the dollar tree, from at the beach, pretty much wherever I go and I’m not wearing a filter when I go out…

They always say, “you have natural beauty, you don’t need makeup or filters” (I do)

I have freckles and direct light can sometimes make me look 440

And then folks are like, “that’s not you, that must be your mom or grandmother”

WOAH DUDE CHILL

Trigger warning please πŸ‘

Sometimes I look like shit sure

And I do feel as old as a grandma these days

But my grandmother was walking 6 miles a day in her 70s and I’m nowhere near that

I’m knocking on my fucking grave and wanting a baby (just like John Jones ’cause we were born to fucking procreate and shit)

He was probably having some weird dreams down there in that dark, hot cave, THAT HE HATED

“I HATE THIS CAVE”

“MY LEGS HURT”

“I WANT OUT”

“I’M NEVER GETTING OUT. AM I.”

It was Thanksgiving and they wouldn’t even give him a second phone call to his wife

THIS IS HELL


P.S. I left you some breadcrumbs too πŸ€ͺ

Breadcrumbs

4 thoughts on “Breadcrumbs every decade? (this post contains BOOBS)

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  1. If you’ve got fake boobs or nipple piercings say goodbye to nipple orgasms but if you are natural and your dude has at least 30 minutes and some patience and loves to breathe on your neck or whatever and touch and pinch you, have fun 🀩

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  2. Your tits are full and beautiful. I can only imagine how hard they are when your fully excited. They must be spectacular. Pictures of you can raise the dead, ( litterly not figuretivly) . Freckles and all your a treasure. I have seen them and I love them. πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

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