Rotten eggs and milk for spooky season

Y’all

It is burning me up inside

I’m losing sleep

I think I will just drive it back up there to them today and return it and not ask for a refund and let them know that they sold one of God’s angels some rotten eggs and milk without a date on it, labeled for animals, but being sold for human consumption at expensive prices, despite the gas lighting on the fucking door, and MEGA HOLIDAY SALE

And that it an absolute miracle and mercy of God that I am not egging your establishment for Halloween

BOO

Then exit….

I might get sleep

Because I still don’t know what to do with rotten eggs and milk that I paid $16 for

That was stolen from me

Like it’s this or the other

And I need a husband who would want to go egg a building on Halloween for fun you know

I’m gonna go to jail 😩

SOLD AS ANIMAL FEED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION WITHOUT A DATE AT A STAGGERING $8 PER CARTOON (THAT WAS WITH A MEGA DISCOUNT) 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

I’ve always wanted to egg an establishment

ALWAYS

I wanna wear my costume from Dolls Kill and go on a hayride instead

PEGGY’S DISCOUNT STOLE FROM ME 😠

I’m losing sleep 😀

I’m gonna go to jail over $16 😫


7 thoughts on “Rotten eggs and milk for spooky season

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  1. As fun as it would be they aren’t worth going to jail for, they probably have cameras all around the building. But you should demand a refund…they owe you that much minimum.Lov ya sweetie. Stay safe and healthy. And keep sharing that gorgeous peach πŸ‘
    It’s looking amazing.

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