Halloween Dark Chocolate cupcakes with chocolate tombs (vegetarian) ๐ŸŽƒ

Wearable Halloween cake rings

I made Dark chocolate cupcakes with dark chocolate “tombs” and decorated them with Halloween cake rings (that can be worn)

Cake ring decorations

I’m still detoxing so am not using icing (I think that stuff is overrated)

My cake was experimental

Cake decoration (not a ring)

The cake is vegetarian cuz I used 3 brown eggs, unsweetened applesauce (about half a cup), coconut oil, pumpkin seeds, blanched and whole almonds, rolled oats, flax seed, and love ๐Ÿ’•

Started off with 2 eggs but needed a third

It started with two brown eggs but I needed 1 more (or more applesauce so the egg won since I ate too much of the applesauce) ๐Ÿคช

I did not want the batter dry because I was gonna add all the other ingredients and I had zero guidebook cookbook for the RECENTLY NEAR DECEASED

But I experimented by adding nuts, seeds, and oats

A semi-healthy Halloween treat that would have been good with some instant coffee tossed in the batter (next time)

Flax for the gut health

And I made a cake too

Raw cupcake batter

I was gonna share with the neighbors but naw

I should have sprinkled it with oats before tossing in the oven (next time)

Turned the whole house smelling good

I’m gonna enjoy with coffee over breakfast and/or treat time

Decoration isn’t my thing but A for effort?

And they actually do taste good which is why I wanna be greedy ๐ŸŽƒ

Happy Boo season ๐Ÿ‘ป

Uhm check the current census for a scare ๐Ÿ‘€

I used broken dark chocolate bits as the “tombs” ๐Ÿ‘ป

Sidenote: some sort of non cancerous marshmallow could be used as spider webbing and edible decoration

I’m just throwing out ideas

If you make it better, show me

I don’t have a mama or daddy or brother or hubby

K, thanx, bye

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ๐ŸŽƒ

P.S. If you have those little spiders – the black and orange ones that hang on your Halloween decorations – you can use those for your cakes – but please don’t eat your wearable cake decorations – get photos in them instead or actually share the cupcakes and let folks keep the Halloween jewelry (or ask for them back) ๐Ÿคช

Let me know if you liked my idea or if it gave you any good ideas for treats of your own

I think some cute edible spider webbing would have been the spooky sweet perfection around the chocolate tombs (which could be a tad bigger and these are 70% and 90% dark chocolate bits)

70% & 90% dark chocolate broken bits (used with coffee and as cupcake “tombs”

You could carve initials or dates into the edible tombs for extra spooky vibes and put small white chocolate drizzle near the tombs as spider webbing


Science (freestyle poetry)

Maybe once I was a giant
Roaming destiny
But now thanks to science
We’re too compliant
With low equity

Self-portrait from 5 minutes ago

ยฉ Delia Ross. 2022 / @poeeternal

Happy Boo season. You can’t burn me at the stake anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Everybody having sex secretly and the divorce rate is 100% or something and like I got zero marriages under my belt cuz I’m not 20 anymore

๐Ÿ’€

If he had the one thing he wanted he’d be so bored with it because I am a little bit of everything he wants

But he can’t have ๐Ÿคช

He says maybe he’ll call which means he won’t

*leaps from bridge with broom* ๐Ÿ‘ป


Can’t Lose You

MOOD (a favorite)

*Sound on* No I can’t lose you. ๐ŸŽƒ
No filter
Resting bitch face. No filter. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Do you like my mask? Think I’ll perform more spoken word in its.
Pre beast mode but in purring mode tis almost Halloweenz. Gotta get my nails on. I dig this purple eye color filter tho
Currently 420 years old in vampy years ๐Ÿ™‚

Petite. If you’ve never had a little, I said a little is alot…

I gotta get my claws on for Halloween.

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