“He wants to do it with me everywhere”

He wants to do it with me everywhere and I’m just trying to figure out how to turn that into a better song than that Beatles song about doing it in the road…

“Why don’t we do it in the road…”

And that’s pretty much the entire Beatles song for 2 1/2 minutes and I think I can do better than that


“He wants to do it with me everywhere”


*strums guitar*

“He wants to do it with me everywhere”

*strums guitar*

I mean, it sounds pretty good so far.

We need to put it in our wedding bands 💍

“We’re gonna do it everywhere” 🤓

You think the Beatles might be interested in buying my song?

Well, what about Nashville, Tennessee?

Or do you think they still hate me for being responsible for having country music USA turned into Music City USA because I literally refused to spend any money in Nashville or any of my gang and it worked.

I demanded a goth night and fucking got it and I got all my peeps to fucking go and then more clubs started opening up and then more and it no longer was just country music every fucking bar

I am not exaggerating every bar was country music every night and I was responsible for getting that changed


Why ain’t a galaxy named after me?

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