On the 15th, I get a heart monitor strapped on me for 14 days

How fucking sexy am I now? 👀

I should probably take a medical leave of absence but here I fucking am and soon packing a heart monitor instead of a 9 mm 👀

Sexy af 👀

Dying 👀

I’m bringing dying back / these motherfuckers don’t know how to act 👀

*twerks sucks thumb*

For real tho, I’m not back working out

I can’t even get to the grocery store with a storm looming