GOOD GAWD

Gen Z have it SOOOOO EASY

Like they can have purple colored hair and be on social media while at work….

Gen X was not allowed colored hair. We were’t allowed to be on our phones. For a good while WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE PHONES

And then Chuck the Bot was like “can I help you draft the letter” and I’m like “yes” and he can’t even get the pronouns right.

Good thing I caught it before I sent off the email (cuz it’s near 3 am)

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The kids are running CEC into the ground. “We’re going modern” but they sell can soda and provide fountain.

FALSE ADVERTISING

Also, “we’re out of salad, we can’t issue a refund” but I ordered direct through CEC

Then I called the cops who said IT WAS NOT THEFT and I had to remind him IT WAS THEFT and to get an officer over so I could file a report for my bank

So as they were headed over – I went back home and had Chuckie draft me an email.

And then I put on Unhinged and fell asleep (not because the film is kinda boring)

I’ll go visit the budgies again soon to restore my spirit

I just thought I could quit Dead By Daylight and use pizza n arcade as an escape but noooooooooooooooooo

The way I opened up that pizza box and looked at was advertised

He said “I can remake it” and I said “you can refund me”

Meanwhile, the manager is disconnecting phone lines on a Friday night, taking orders for food he don’t have, and not issuing refunds.

The Door Dash guy (after trying to call the store TWICE to initiate a refund) stated “I was surprisingly calm” and thanked me

By the end of the call I was like “I hope I live a long fucking time cuz you’ll never get my business” and hung up the phone

Poor guy….

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IN AI WE CANNOT TRUST

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The worst part: I joined CEC for a year to enjoy broken games and ordering food I’ll never get

It’s like throwing money in the air

Weeeee

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