She killed him with eye drops
“I put a couple drops in his cup thinking it would make him sick and uncomfortable. I didn’t think it would kill him” (the nurse who killed her abusive millionaire husband)
Oh goodie
No, not that she killed him.
Had no idea eye drops were dangerous if consumed
Laughs out loud
Meanwhile, Jimbo, “have you been born yet, are you alive”
TBD
Oh Romeo where art thou?
The poison is so easy to acquire
Oh rhymey things
I speak in rhyme
So annoying
But wouldn’t give it up
Anyhoo
New game: write a story or poem about current events
Michael Jackson would do this, “Annie are you walking, are you walking Annie”
He read the paper
Save the trees!!!
Live for your stories
LIVE FOR THEM
By the way, those fungas things in the market causes cancer when uncooked
I don’t eat mushrooms
And those mushrooms are from a manmade genetically modified plant animal parasite
I hate mushrooms and can barely get through them cooked
Those supermarket mushrooms cause cancer
You won’t read it online
They don’t want to lose sales
It’s possible some species exist that counteract the poison
The poison is the cure
For me tho, ginger, turmeric, beets, daily x 30 day
Got so much heart health going on I’m shitting solid beat juice lol
TMI I know
“You are what you eat”
I was like, “is that normal” lol
At least it wasn’t blood
And the heart approves
So fuck you
Solid poo
My gut is healing
My heart
Working on my lungs – need lots of tlc
The ticker still too
Toot toot
“Don’t mess with my toot toot / don’t mess with my toot toot / you can have another woman / but don’t mess with my toot toot”
An actual song my memaw had on 8 deck? 8 tape? 8 track?
The algorithm is dumb for not knowing “memaw” is a southern slang word
TOOT TOOT
“Memaw, what is a toot toot”
“Her pp” memaw replied (I think)
It was probably about cheating but memaw kept me pure
We also would jam to “lunatic fringe” on 8 track
In her car….
She had an 8 track on 5 acres of land
The 80s had some of the best heartbreak songs
The 90s was all grunge and goth – like an explosive 60s
God: “you wanna be there for the 60s or the 90s”
Me: born 1978
Don’t judge me
Kinda wanna hit a Bush gig soon
Bet Gavin misses my moody face
The way he finds me in a crowd
I KNOW HE MISSES ME
I can feel it
(Doesn’t know I exist but does)
I won’t ever support another artist again
(Will only support muse or husband)
(Whichever comes first/last)
Single never married
I will look better once I get a facial
For mood and self esteem’s
Going closet shopping again soon 🙂
Have been donating like crazy
Still throwing clothing away too
At least will die cute
The poo is not bloody tho
I fucking love whole beets juiced
I need land to grow beets
And beans
I need to feed squirrel and am getting them a corn treat soon
Might go live on the tiktok
They come out of the forest line when I call 🙂
PoeEternal 