I know you don’t wanna hear it but I was literally born to pop bubbles and play Conspiracy Theorist and the Boomers turned Gen X into THE MOST DANGEROUS GENERATION of them all
I’ve been shadowbanned like our dear Edgar Allan Poe, and I won’t die again on the street, but maybe a mountain tho…
WHAM popped up into my feed *sigh* and like “why won’t you die. DIE DIE DIE” (sorry quoting John Carpenter’s Vampires) but on second thought looks like one already did and I don’t get no signals from wherever he is at
Wherever hell is, ain’t one boomer allowed in the nick of my corner
Listen, take it light-heartedly
I’m a recovering passive nihilist
It’s just a blog not a cannon
Words don’t mean a thing
BUT WHAT I WON’T BE DOING IS JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE CUZ A BOOMER ASKED ME
And with the murderous kids tossing rocks off the overpass at unsuspecting cars
A WOMAN DIED
A MAN WAS DRIVING AND HIS WIFE GOT IMPALED
Honestly, I don’t see how more good folk ain’t turned bad
It’s good justice – not bad (IMHO)
Team Luigi
I said what I said
Do I fear driving? Yes
Am I also completely insane? Yes
Let’s just say some gang member hypothetically “gunned me down” with a finger and smile
Like bitch did you just mark me driving by?
*turns around*
*speeds up*
*blows horn*
*sees your fear*
*laughs*
Now we even
TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME
Pro tip: stay calm if/when someone threatens your life
I sleep in a bed of roses / bullets and regrets / where one door opens / another one closes \
See? You stayed for a rhyme
I still fucking love you
In summary: all the Boomers will be gone by the 60s and I pray I live to see it! ❤️
P.S. i rarely open up tiktok anymore
I’m usually out on the street or in my lair
I bought a laptop and returned it
I bought a tablet and returned it
Once they outdate this phone no one will be able to contact me via phone
They will need to offer me a phone and pay for it – which I will decline – cuz tired of spyware devices and everything Made in China like my fucking hatred
China number one
And they literally believe they are better than everyone else (I researched so no longer opinion)
Our nurses and doctors ARE NOT HEROES
GOD FIRST
SAVE THE TREES
SAVE THE BEES (but science decided to reduce their lifespan by 50% “to work harder”)
THERE’S A SPECIAL PLACE FOR YOU THE BIBLE TELLS SO
It’s weird when God puts you in charge of certain things and you fail your abilities
It also could be the “lost in the desert for fifty years” but I really don’t wanna be dead by 50 cuz then I won’t see all the Boomers dieeeee
ALL THE BOOMERS WILL BE GONE BY THE 60s
Might as well start the countdown
Just like they did for OceanGate when it was already out of air
The 80s are done and gone boi
Byeeeee
PoeEternal 