The meaning to life is cake 👀

Coming back to life potentially 👀

But not really because I still can’t do anything 👀

But now I know why 👀

I gotta get back to the doc and ask the big questions like: “will I need a procedure to get rid of the fluid in my sac, will it go away on its own, what is my life expectancy now, am I going to have an aneurysm any moment, is it gonna go to my brain, can you please get this shit out of my heart, am I going to die prematurely” 👀

You know, the shit you don’t discuss during a phone call but face to face 👀

This fluid is like a ticking time bomb and at any moment it could just explode in my fucking heart so I don’t like putting my heart under any kind of stress, it doesn’t want to do anything but eat, sleep, and possibly procreate 👀

Dying and all I can think about is doing the dirty 👀

And cake 👀

Treats and fucking because every day is Halloween 👀

Or maybe I just never grew up 👀

Heyyyyy it’s my birthday month

It’d sure be cool to have some birthday cake!!!

And to be honest, I’d like this cake from the Publix bakery 👀

It’d be really cool if I didn’t have to make my own box cake this year 👀

I don’t even know if I had a birthday last year 👀

This pandemic has been hell

So cake from anywhere would be cool – I’d even be happy with a cake from a box so long as I didn’t have to bake it myself 👀

That Chantilly cake is really good, I’d almost die eating it 👀

I don’t have parents or people to give me cake on special events 👀

Maybe I’m not special 👀

But I’m still alive and I want cake 👀

CAKE

So if you were wondering my birthday is on the 19th

of August

Which is coming soon 🤓

I hope I can eat cake before then because this entire month is my birthday as far as I’m concerned 👀

CAKE – it’s absolutely the meaning to life 😎

And thanks for showing my new Instagram post so much love! It’s already got a bunch of likes and views! I appreciate the love! 💪

I got my heart monitor removed on July 29th (a few days ago) and it will be a few weeks before I get the results back!

I still can’t workout but I am trying to get my bike fixed.

Anybody feel like buying me a bike from Walmart pick up? 👀

It would not hurt my feelings to get a working bike for my birthday (the cheapest thing they got) 👀

A bike to ride or cake to eat give me things to live for 👀

Living in general is expensive so I just hope cake and recreation is nearby 👀

At least my expensive ass rent is paid but there’s a crack above my head on the ceiling and this is the same material used as that building in Miami 👀

I also live near the beach, not on the beach but near 👀

It’s an older building 👀

There’s a lot of safety features that don’t work like the front gate and the alarm systems are always going off but they just painted the building 👀

We just had another annual rent increase directly after a tiny COLA adjustment 👀

The government gave me a tiny pay raise but they took it back in my rent immediately two weeks after with a note on my door about my rent increase 👀

Like clockwork 👀