the mold inspector found mold

everywhere

he needs me to vacate the unit (and the senior dog) 6 hours minimum

at some point

i said “i hope soon”

and when showing him spots i think it is (or have bleached it)

“oh yeah i see it” as he snaps a photo

“well the landlord is in on it now”

so – the mold inspector will be back to do “all sorts of stuff” “everywhere”

im thinking i need a 1 day vaca at the motel

but id prob catch bed bugs

and have an even bigger problem

i don’t have any friends to “go hang out with”

id be embarrassed the way Sam acts like a zombie

“why haven’t you put him down” they’d say

“convenience kill” according to his vet…


so the dog’s health is more important than mine


im sorry what was this post about

oh… mold

must vacate to remediate

i got the validation i need

and the Mold Masters quoted me nearly $600 to “test the air and send to lab” so im glad the landlord IS involved now cuz like i cant run the air conditioning unit in FLORIDA

this box is a fucking coffin




you’ve been a dropout ever since you’ve been seventeen

theme song of the decade (again)

(im also very responsive to 90s music)

i did… in fact… drop out at 17 (got pregnant by a predator) (ooops)

(but i got my GED before i would have graduated highschool)

(and took a college admissions exam while breast feeding in the parking lot on breaks)

(college is a scam met with government furloughs and hiring freezes)

(my loans were forgiven)

(i hope my sins too)



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