All these billionaires dropping dead and he thought it was a good idea to visit a graveyard at the bottom of the ocean?

Money can’t buy common sense

They went down in a little tincan “submarine” – the “unsinkable sub” – sounds like by the expert that it imploded about an hour and a half in…

So they didn’t even make it to the gravesite, I mean Titanic

Do you think orcas were involved?

I’m kinda team orca

And, they were watching it from a little TV from inside?

Hope he likes his grave buddies

I don’t really have a good solid feeling about this

I don’t have any feels at all

Dead inside

Blame the boomers

The news is all about this billionaire being rescued – when no rescue is actually possible

Meanwhile, China wants to nuke the USA

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A poem or two…

When billionaires go missing
So do my feelings

But I don’t care how much he is worth
I don’t care you are butt hurt

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Why are you ghosting me
Do you love me endlessly

Let the dead be
It shouldn’t be a novelty

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The expert says imploded but I think the orcas were involved but what the fuck do I know?

No amount of money would get me in that tincan and go to the bottom of the sea (12,500 feet?)

Formula: feet ÷ 5,280 = miles Calculations: 15,000 feet ÷ 5,280 = 2.84090909 miles Result: 15,000 feet is equal to 2.84090909 miles

(I cheated)

So it’s nearly 3 miles deep underground

That doesn’t sound too deep – but you got the crushing pressure of the ocean

Yeah it’s a big fat solid NO for me

You couldn’t pay me a billion to go…

And they controlled the submarine with a Nintendo controller

And parts from Amazon

Surprised that thing lasted 4 times

There are some really good salesmen out there

They controlled that thing with a game controller

“Made in China”

Do you think it caught a leak and imploded?

Did the orcas cause the leak?

Did the controller die?

That was a disaster waiting to happen

China is threatening to nuke us…

Why isn’t that all over the news?

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Fuck China and those little rats

People comment “God first” when I have no feelings

I serve God, not demons or man

They won’t understand

Delusional

Let’s not talk about the dead?

People think they are suffering in fear with X amount of oxygen remaining

Naw

That ping disappeared – they were crushed (maybe)

Probably happened so fast they didn’t know what hit them

An orca?

The curse of the Titanic?

Dumb luck?

The did have a little window near the shitbox

I don’t know how many red flags you need

NASA let the space shuttle implode despite 99% of the team warning them that bad weather was a no no

I remember watching hoping it would explode

It did

I’m not to blame

Just wanted everyone as miserable as me

I was 10

I’ve had many predictions come true

NASA – welp 1 person – was more concerned with image than safety

They knew the ship needed repairs

But told the civilians it was safe and like a commercial flight

Just like they took that unsinkable submarine down with a game controller

You ain’t fooling me

I am fucking gullible tho

But thank goodness I fear everything and am a land animal

I especially fear the ocean

Team Bear and Orca

Stop killing the bears cuz you get too close

God 1st

Man zero

Blame the Boomers and the demons who fearmonger and keep us in fight or flight mode 24/7

Delusional

WAKE UP

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