a bird bath right next to the outdoors porcelain claw bath

“comes as is, with dead bodies buried out back and all”

maybe i can keep a few things

like the “best dad ever” sign

for esthetics

but why is the blue house for sale?

is it the crime?

flooding?

can’t be used as a airbnb?

dead body outside under the tub?

taxes too high?

died?

i have so many questions but for 6k i could move somewhere more expensive and with more cockroaches with “sometimes the ceiling caves in”

im pretty certain i already worry about the cracks in the ceiling here – as much as the mold

or drop 10k on the blue house with a big screen “comes with everything” – including potentially a dead body under the tub in the fertile garden

i mean, i have so many questions like “when can we go see it”

and he is like “tomorrow”

and im like “prob too soon”

i hope i text “available to see blue today or tomorrow” at like 5 am

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i mean the air has been so toxic i can’t make any decisions

2 bedroom 2 bath + 1 additional tub in the fertile garden out back

“can bathe with the birds and dead bodies”

him: “ominous”

oh wait, wrong story

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the blue house is good enough to rent (or was)

and now they cant and for sale?

and it is $600 to do an inspection which includes the 10k

what is lurking behind the curtains (i mean rugs, pictures, tv?)

it would be all mine

an empire of dirt (and dead bodies?)

i need the blue house

that’s the same kind of tub morrison died in?

wait, what part of Florida was he born?

(Melbourne – not quite Melrose but close)

(same state)

i have looked at a lot of potential properties

and rental units too

mostly online and the paper and booklets

the mold has been killing me –

wtf is hiding under that tub and can the creeps at the park see?

“everything has to go”

“sorry not the best daddy sign, everything but that”

is daddy not the best daddy anymore, is that why the house is for sale?

omg the stories i could write in blue

in the tub outback

behind the fence

by the bird bath…

“the saddest girl in the world lives on Melrose”

“yeah she done gone and bought a house fully furnished “as is””

“…heard there were some dead bodies out back”

“…under the tub”

“…in the fertile garden”

them: “whaaaaaat”

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sold my empire of shit to buy another’s?

if daddy has left me a lump sum of money in that house, he may in fact be the best dad ever

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