easter egg hunt in the cemetery cancelled huh

sounds ideal as i could look for real estate seeing as i may be dying soon

i don’t see why anyone would oppose trampling over the dead (who may be burning in hell) to find “eggs” filled with the devil’s treasure?

it sounds like a fun-filled event

you get to disturb the dead AND find candy too?

who the fuck would complain?

about finding quarters and jellybeans?

buried and hidden amongst the dead?

i would have left this hellhole for that…

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so we’re not allowed to get married in the cemetery huh? well i won’t tell anyone if you don’t…

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