DON’T BUY RAW MILK WITHOUT A DATE LABELED ANIMAL FEED

Nobody ever taught me this ๐Ÿ™„

“I think I’m dumb…”

Or eggs…

THEY WERE PRICED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Farm Fresh? Eh. WHO KNOWS

THERE IS NO DATE

I THOUGHT I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE MAP

HUGE GOT DAMN MISTAKE

Even with the MEGA SALE and all

The milk and eggs cost MORE than a normal store or health food shop

I WANT TO EGG THEIR SHOP

Halloween is coming ๐ŸŽƒ

And I have Halloween goodies coming from dolls kill and I hope it gets here quickly so I can start redecorating my bathroom and my bedroom and not get arrested

THAT IS ALL

I wish I did have a husband though because he would probably be making a phone call saying you sold my wife some rotten eggs and milk

And then had the audacity to not “list the price of the nuts because they had gone up”

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MEGA BURN IN HELL


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