NEWSFLASH

DON’T BUY RAW MILK WITHOUT A DATE LABELED ANIMAL FEED

Nobody ever taught me this πŸ™„

“I think I’m dumb…”

Or eggs…

THEY WERE PRICED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION 😳

Farm Fresh? Eh. WHO KNOWS

THERE IS NO DATE

I THOUGHT I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE MAP

HUGE GOT DAMN MISTAKE

Even with the MEGA SALE and all

The milk and eggs cost MORE than a normal store or health food shop

I WANT TO EGG THEIR SHOP

Halloween is coming πŸŽƒ

And I have Halloween goodies coming from dolls kill and I hope it gets here quickly so I can start redecorating my bathroom and my bedroom and not get arrested

THAT IS ALL

I wish I did have a husband though because he would probably be making a phone call saying you sold my wife some rotten eggs and milk

And then had the audacity to not “list the price of the nuts because they had gone up”

πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

MEGA BURN IN HELL


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