I just let the entire medicinal shop know that the Daytona Beach gang was after me but that the universe was speaking to me right now with this song and that y’all are the dumbest criminals ever

THEY WERE ALL SMILING

And then I started feeding off of that energy and bouncing up and down

THE STAFF WAS SMILING

I even said I was going to do a TikTok video with this song dedicated to you

I stated that

YOU WILL NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER TO STOP ME

Cause-and-effect

HAVE FUN

And I’m already skipping up and down the sidewalk with this playing on repeat

Just checking my mail skipping

Just taking my dog for a pee

Minding my own business

I hope the gaslighting is working

The vehicles have mirrors

I can hear you breathe

GET OFF MY DICK

🖕

*skips*

*smiles*

*song on repeat any time I leave the house*

The devil has an invite to bust my fucking door down I double fucking triple dare you to fucking bust my goddamn doors down bust my fucking doors down cross my motherfucking shadow do it fucking do it you little fucking piss ants that will never amount to anything and you’re never coming to heaven with me I fucking dare you to fucking cross my shadow

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AND I FEEL FINE

Let the love of my life know I’m nearly healed

I might let him near me in the future for a hug

I threw a glass Coke bottle at his head once a long time ago but I knew he wasn’t gonna move so I put a slight spin on the bottle right at the very end

God has mercy sometimes

He’s lucky

But don’t push his luck…

I need more weapons

Like that scene in the Matrix

But I got my teeth

I bite 👀

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