When you’re trying to TikTok shop but the plagues notice that the audience is the same size as the host and then follow you 👀

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The Host: “I’m not sure what you’re implying but if you don’t stop, I will have to mute or block you….”

Him: “she is the same size as you”

Him: randomly tags me without a message

Him: “I like your fit”

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Anyhoo. I guess the romper/shrug was a hit.

I gained 1 more follower (that isn’t why I shopped for a romper tho, it’s a separate goal)

I’m waiting on the bodysuits & accessories to arrive.

Yesterday it was hot in Florida and today I need a coat.

Yesterday I would have passed out in anything but slides, shorts, and a tank.

Today I need Arctic gear 🥶

If the doctor told me, I was menopausal, I would punch him, call him a liar, and tell him to pay my electric bill.

Fortunately for me, even in my age, those words never sound.

And my body isn’t behaving in such a way, EARTH is

Stop deflecting ✋🛑✋

Oh this has happened lots over the last month or two, so thanks

This was last night…

And my hashtag over on TikTok has reached 23K

If I could stop dying long enough and figure out, how do use social media, I might could put out some better content

Not even better just effort

Like here, here’s a poem I wrote 5 years ago

How hard is it to do a soft reading and hit record?

Is it worth 200 views?

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I’m totally satisfied at 1000 views. I feel it’s worth effort.

But with nearly 5k followers, it’s hard to make sense.

I’d probably be happy with 500-700 views consistently

I’d hate it even worse at zero

But yeah, I did buy some yoga sets and things to keep warm for the winter

The price was good 👍

I’m getting good feedback

There was only ONE BOY who got mad at me spending my own money on things I actually need

🤡

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I gotta take my dog out again before he makes me start WW4

It can’t be that hard taking care of a hellhound but once again I found myself sobbing in front of a mirror like God was behind the other end begging “please I can’t do this… take him to heaven with you”

And then the other version of me saying “get ahold of yourself”

And I took bath number two cuz he ruined the first one and has driven me to full insanity

The heart needs the hot magnesium salt baths…

If the ego can’t get a fucking grip, we backtrack and start again

Insanity!

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It’s like when you feel yourself starting to fall slowly but you can’t stop the grip

And next thing you know the wind has been knocked out of you

And the only words that surface as you lay there contemplating existence is “goT damm it” or “fuck”

These demons trying to ban curse words 🤡

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Thank you so much for all the awesome feedback on my little jumper set! I think I paid six or 7 bucks for the jumper, about the same for the sweater (which I can mix n match)

He asked, “why do you wanna buy something you won’t wear”

And like…

Blazer + yoga set is definitely my style

Sorry not sorry 🤔

But the Lord answered my prayers

I can wear my blazers and loungewear together

THIS IS LIFE 🤩

(Don’t tell him about the makeup and hair products I’ve ordered)

(I’m literally dying but it’s a transformation)

I’m transforming

At least I know what sex I am 👀

I’m also shopping for guns as there’s a no license to carry law in Florida now

Trigger happy 🤩

Because I’m a Soldier

And we at war…

NEED GUNS

Shhhhhhhh

Cute but fierce?

My bag will contain more than makeup or maybe it will be a decoy 🤔

Anyhoo

My sister died

And now I’m making Chinese TikTok hosts into my sister

Sometimes I tune in just to hear them say “Ill try it on for you” but I’m one of their best customers and they help me sleep

I find shopping with them soothing

Retail therapy 🤩

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But c’mon, I love this phase I’m moving into

I didn’t know I could wear my blazers with my yoga sets

But I can 🤩

Cuz he’s probably right a tiny bit

And I’ve talked to God

And prayed about what to do

And I knew I could part was some of the clothing and donate it or thrift it, but I was having a hard time wanting to part with any of my Blazers, even though I wasn’t sure where I could wear them

Turns out I can wear them anywhere anytime

Who knew 🙄

Makeover in session….

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