this is hilariously sad

he fired off so many rounds – over 1 acorn

“shots fired, shots fired” – has no idea from where – panics – targets the car in front of him ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

but im called “paranoid and crazy” cuz i dont want to leave my house cuz anytime i do there is high risk for me to get trafficked, kidnapped, swamped, hid in a wall, or something worse ๐Ÿ‘€

and the traffic is insane

25 minutes just to back up from the parking lot at Publix and the overweight white millennial parked next to me nearly blew his lid


there are worse ways to die than John Jones – but so far – for me – his tops


only 10% of people hear voices in their head – and i hear whole symphonies of people who have died – singing – the most beautiful sounds


ive been collecting acorns around here

that squirrel or the lawnmower hasnt destroyed

it used to be a swamp out here but it was nearly all wiped out

i tell the trees and animals i worry for them

the remaining bits of trees that remain

but its private property and just cuz 70% of my income goes to living here – it dont mean i get a say about how things go

the blowing dirt and leaves around the parking lot for HOURS

DUMB

over pruning the trees

DUMB

i get triggered when i hear the chainsaw now ๐Ÿ˜ญ

“mature trees and landscaping” the website advertises

but they cut down a baby tree growing – and i planted more seed in the same spot – now another baby is growing

and they cut the arms off of the trees growing towards the sunlight

she was a sycamore

had survived two hurricanes

but not the chainsaw

i cried


i researched pruning – with pictures –

not to mention all the fish they killed dumping chems into the water

i called the EPA eventually and Allan laughed at me

i think i ended that call “i know you want love with a prostitute”

Allan was terrified for his life ๐Ÿฅถ

i got a private call from

a cop “so youre not on your way to orlando right now”

*laughs*

“not at this precise moment, no….”

*laughs*

I bet Allan still thinks about me ๐Ÿคฉ

*laughs*

cut down another tree – fire more shots at people cuz acorns are violent as hell

you ever had one hit you in the head?

you ain’t alive ๐Ÿ‘€


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